I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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