Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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