Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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