How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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