Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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