I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This house was built for laser tag.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
