Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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