Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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