big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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