Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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