perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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