I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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