Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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