i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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