I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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