Only a mothe r could love this liver
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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