I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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