I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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