I accidentally burped into my bong.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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