Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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