so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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