he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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