Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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