we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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