Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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