It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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