I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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