I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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