This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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