is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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