Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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