I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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