Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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