Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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