so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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