Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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