I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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