i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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