Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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