i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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