oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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