Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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