You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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