Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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