have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I could make wine with my vomit
She announced her abortion via fbk
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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