She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Randomize
