It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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