The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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