You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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