of course. lets lasso hookers.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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