I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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