Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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