Is it normal to miss your booty call?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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