Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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