doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It was confusing and full of hummus
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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