Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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